Zombies

Finals: a one-way ticket for turning teenagers into zombies.
You have....
The Jocks: Over-stressed and over-worked by their coaches to keep up their GPA so they can keep playing. Zombies.
The Nerds: Studying all night. Zombies.
The "Bad Kids:" Zombified anyways. Zombies.
The Preps: SUPER excited about the testing; stayed up all night, talking to each other about how awesome it's gonna be. Zombies.
The Stoners: High as usual -- nothing changes there. Zombies.
The Nobodies: Antisocial anyways; finals just make them worse. Zombies.
The Whores: Trying to flirt with everyone in order to be able to cheat off of them...not really zombified, but after a while, they just start "going through the motions"...like zombies. Zombies.
The Video-Gamers: Stayed up all night, playing video games and didn't study AT ALL and didn't get enough sleep. Zombies.
The OCD Kids: Super freaked out about how the papers aren't stapled perfectly together. Zombies.
The Rednecks: Only worried that they might have to go to Night School and miss out on their Shop Classes. Zombies.
The Rich Kids: Worried that Daddy might not buy them the newest Ferrari if they don't make at least a C+. Zombies.
The Hippies: Upset because the tests have over 100 pages and it kills trees. Zombies.
The Hipsters: The standardized tests are too mainstream for them to care. Zombies.
The Procrastinators: Put studying off until the night before; didn't sleep at all due to stress. Zombies.
The Vains: Too worried about hair and makeup to even start to care about testing. Zombies.
The Teachers: The most stressed-out they've been all year because they forgot to teach a few things that they know will be on the tests and are too embarrassed about it to actually tell their students so they might have a chance to pass. Zombies.

So yeah, finals are rough. And everyone eventually turns into my favourite thing: Zombies.


Raven